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The Map

Standing on a street corner in
Christ Church New Zealand
street map in hand
I could not find the museum

Seeing a couple who appeared
by their sensible walking shoes
to be well-travelled
I asked for directions to said museum

Astonished they asked in
their obvious Germanic accent
vhy do you ask directions
vhen you have a map

Ah the Teutonic mind
versus the lost
woodsman

GPS

My car has a global
positioning system
which advises me to make
sudden turns
and then u-turns
in a voice which borders
on nagging and impatience

my wife says
stop swearing at the GPS
and resorts to her
paper map